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So when your going up against a clan on CB and you see there flag what do you think?



UK: Well UK gamers are always arrogantly confident, but they lack
individual skills and lean heavily on training and teamwork. However
they are also heroically lazy and never actually do any training or work
on teamwork, which is why they epically fail. English people also abuse
for no reason more than any other nationality, yeah Germans abuse when
you whoop them but English people abuse for no reason whatsoever. I also
think English kids are less mature, Dutch 15 year olds keep a low
profile, English 15 year olds hit Z, opening fucking in game mic chat
and abuse you with there 3 octaves above middle C voices.



Dutch: Dutchies moan, a lot. They also seem the most naturally talented,
but they moan, they also take smoking breaks all the time its well
annoying, one sec they are on a supermachine with 12 ping the next they
"crashed" and need to "hold" for exactly the time it takes for there key
sniper to puff four sigs if he drags on two and a time in his mouth
with one in each nostril. Luckily this means they don't last too long. I
always find it ironic that dutch people use "Kanker" so much when its
mostly them affected by it, but the truth is they moan too much. "I have
25 ping how I am supposed to snipe, I need a hooker and some joints now
dude, get me a hooker, DUDE, this is taking too long, fucking ping
slowing down my hooker"



Germans: They pretty much all hack, all abuse, all moan and the average
age is 14 with average mental age 5, luckily none of the German gaming
population actually speak English so they won't read this, which suits
me cause I would probably get spammed with 30,000 fucking binds which
were all different varieties of "WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ"



French: The French have a refreshing laid back attitude to gaming, they
pretty much sit there smoking and eating cheese while getting dominated
and have an amazing attitude about it. I tend to get low pings on their
servers to no real complaints there. What bugs me though is they always
without fail overrate themselves, "nouse sommes med-high", no you are
not med-high your, vous etes pathetic.....



Belgians: Belgians are just wanna be dutchies in every way, but nowhere
near as good. Its an epic fail for Belgium, its funny cause in both
world wars Germany just stomped all over them, and Holland, its seems in
gaming Holland caught up but Belgium is still happy to just get stomped
all over. They even try to use the same insults as dutchies and try to
speak their langauge, but they just fail because they are basically a
French speaking extension of Germany..



Scandinavians: Tbh they are all obsessive, I think they play 24/7 in the
winter cause its dark outside, and then they lose track of time and
because they never actually go outside they play through summer as well
because they think its still winter. They also never talk.... They use
there phsycodelic connection to one another to telepathically transmit
where you are, then jump around the fucking corner prefiring like
bitches, and its impossible to distinguish between them, Fins, Swedes
and Norwegians are all the same, they might all be the same person, who
would want to live that far north anyway. And I am suspicious of
Sweden's 8 mb broadband in the artic circle, surely a country were the
girls are that hot doesn't need porn, was all that just so everyone
could pirate MamaMia ?



Americans: Americans always fail, they are all gun enthusiasts and when
you own them you get the same response "I have fired an m4 its not the
accurate" this is bollox, am I to believe every single one of there
fucking 400million population has fired an m4. Then they all start
moaning about how overpowered the AK is, Just because your fucking
country can't make anything better than that 61 (62 when most of you
read this) year old piece of shit. And they are all awful and have the
most annoying voices, and fucking overrate everything "Ohhhh Myyy GAWWWD
I JUST GOT 2 HEADSHOTS IN LIKE ONE MAP" its pisses me right off.



Eastern Europeans: People dislike Eastern Europeans because they take
your jobs, I find it funny that you all slag them about been uneducated
but they dominate you when it comes to getting employment, shows how
valuable your education was mate. In my opinions they are heros of the
modern world, always playing on UK servers even though it anals their
pings. They are pretty good considering most of them made their pcs
themselves....out of wood... Which is heroic. I honestly love them all.



Asians: They all hack.......



Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and
Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those
countries exist, someone prove it....



So lastly the Irish hero's, I find general Irish gamers to be pretty
average players but great buzz, seriously go on an Irish ts during a
match and you will find they are not concentrating at all, "oh boy, down
the pub last night......." gives a real long story that eventually ends
with an argument about whether or not David Beckham could beat Kylie
Minogue in an arm wrestle. This is why I love Ireland.
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no comment.
it's from dutchie

greetz


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is not from me i just coppy paste the thing its from errlord from the clan no nuts no glory
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This is already a very old post....i read it already more than a year ago on CB

LOL

i don't care what others say




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The POLY Family Rulezzzzz
Well i saw it too on CB and don't want to take your fun away Spoon
But i don't see the humor of it ... it's just insulting to all culture's
But maybe i don't understand it really


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TheSpoon
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mabey because i dont see my self in it but now some who really are like that i saw a fun in it and there is some truth in it.
If you think it offends a lot of poeple deleted the post then.
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We fight together, we die together
it is insulting indeed, only the dutch people get away good...but, well, just like the mrs said, i dont care, and he didnt mentioned italians. His Luck


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The POLY Family Rulezzzzz
No it's oke maybe its me that dont understand it
And sure if you read it in a funny way, some things can maybe be true.
But when i read it first time on CB i thought ... why is this guy insulting other people
But i don't delete post only because i dont like it ... we are all different and what 1 person like an other might not




Edited by [NwC!]Mr.Poly : October 15, 2010, 5:47 pm

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That is ALL really bullshit what they write, u say spoon, that there is something truth in it? Than u are blind or just u dont know about the cultures...but okey, i don't wanna talk bout it anymore i will not care about it
and when i start now again a discussion, than i care and thats also bullshit


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