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[NwC!]Ang3l
November 14, 2010, 8:03 pm
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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.


Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.


Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.


Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.


Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.


Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.


Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.



Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":

* The Engagement Ring

* The Wedding Ring

* The Suffe-Ring

* The Endu-Ring


I am so sorry for you Martje


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[NwC!]Mr.Poly
November 14, 2010, 8:53 pm | Post: 1
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The POLY Family Rulezzzzz 		HAHAHAHA


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TheSpoon
November 14, 2010, 10:24 pm | Post: 2
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[NwC!]Ang3l
November 15, 2010, 5:59 am | Post: 3
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Sof2 addicted 		Well Spoon sorry to hear, that your marriage is exactly like that joke said




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[NwC!]Mr.Poly
November 15, 2010, 6:51 am | Post: 4
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The POLY Family Rulezzzzz 		Is it not for all man like that


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[NwC!]AchiLLeS
November 15, 2010, 10:13 am | Post: 5
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We fight together, we die together 		well


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TheSpoon
November 15, 2010, 3:30 pm | Post: 6
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if my wife would read this it woudent also lol
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[NwC!]Ang3l
November 15, 2010, 3:43 pm | Post: 7
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Is it not for all man like that


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if my wife would read this it woudent also lol


well you see, my husband does not think so

Schatje


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[NwC!]AchiLLeS
November 15, 2010, 3:51 pm | Post: 8
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We fight together, we die together 		lOl this a very endless topic i would say


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[NwC!]Ang3l
November 15, 2010, 4:18 pm | Post: 9
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Sof2 addicted 		Hahahaha Achilles, thats good, than we have everyday enough to read and react on


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TheSpoon
November 15, 2010, 5:37 pm | Post: 10
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its just funny and take my anwsers wit a pack of salt
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[NwC!]Ang3l
November 15, 2010, 6:17 pm | Post: 11
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Sof2 addicted 		ofc. it is funny or does anyone take it serious






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